Random Sh*t

some random things....

(When Will was tucking Ethan in to bed at night)

E: "Tell me your name"

Will: "Ethan, you know my name"

E: "please tell me."

Will: "My name is Dad, Goodnight"

E: "hmmm.... Very interesting, Dad... But they call you Will....."

(while playing outside)

E: "Ian is Batman, and I am the flash!"

I:  (monkey noises)

E: "Monkey batman? (Ian begins sprinting around in circles, still making monkey noises)

     Uhhhhh Mom, I'm not sure what happened, but I'm sure that Ian is going crazy."

(Right when I get home in the morning)

E: "So Mom, Grandma tells me you were a little stinker when you were little!"

and Ian...

Potty training Ian is rough.  He is more stubborn then any child I've ever met in my life.  He refuses to poop in his potty or on the toilet, but he pulled down his pants and pooped in the bin that holds Lola's toys.  Aye yi yi.  At any rate, the other day I was changing him, and an old bottle of lotion fell off the dresser right into the diaper.  My child looked at me as I picked it up, said "Oh no, it has poop on it mama" and then looked at me as if he was amused and said "Clean the poop Mom.  Clean.  The.  Poop."  I  told him "it is an old bottle anyway" and I threw it away.